Inordertoquitdad'ssmoke,rackingmybrains,totalcameupwiththreehissleeve.Hum!Isafraidthathenotquit.FirstIusedarecruit:hiddensmoke.Oneday,Igotupearly,whiledadinbed,Ithink:smokemustinhispocket,Ihandpasttouch,ha!Cigerratcase,Igingerlytookiv.Dadmoveonce,fine,justsidebody.I'mbusyputtingcigaretteshiddeninmydrawer,"splat"oncelocked.IthinkIfailedintheright-hand!However,dadagainthenextdaysmokingcigarettes.Originally,dadearlypsychoutmymind,oneselfconcealsabox.Cough!Truetakehecouldn't.
Opinion,don'tgivehimaseverelookiswashed-up.Then,Iusethesecondrecruit:hiddenlighter.Oneday,myconvenientlythelighteronthetableandbegantoplaycomputer.Itakeabookonthetable,ShunShouQianYang,suddenlypickedupthelighter,andturnedtorundownstairs.Ithrow,thelightersentintothedustbin.Ithinkthiscanworkincooking,butmyfatherarrivedinspiration,puttingcigarettestojamthegasstovelighted,anddrewup.Alas!Itreallyletmewrysmilenot.
Opinion,daddifficult,Ihavetousemy"killer"--threerecruit:signacontract!Ionpaperwrote:dad,toyouandyourfamily'shealth,pleasestopsmoking!Ialsobroughtoutthefollowingrequirements:1.Wanttosmokewhensugaryfast.Two.Thesmokeallover,if,inviolationoftheregulations,allthehouseworkbydadcontracting.Dadtookalook,trulythehelplessundersigned.Andsaytome:"goodboy,withhouseworkagainstme,admireyou,"myfatherandIhappentocoincidethegroundsmiled.Ho!Don'tsay,acoupindeedasexpectedwork.Fromthenon,thefatherandhis"old"-smokebye-bye!Our"environmentalprotectionquestion"iscompletelysolved.
Heyhey!Dad,Iquitsmokingspun-he!